Monday, March 19, 2007

Things I learned from St. Patrick's Day in Chicago

1. Brady Quinn's stepbrother doesn't have faith in his upcoming NFL career...and he's not afraid to have a conversation at a urinal.

2. All air mattresses are not created equal. "I am so tired. I think I'll go lay back down on that air mattress and wake myself up."

3. If I ever join a gym again, I'm going to the kickboxing class as much as possible. I was the only guy in there, and these girls looked great. I mean, they kickbox.

4. The "kick" in kickboxing refers to your ass the next morning.

5. If a girl catches you doing pushups in her kitchen late at night, she will make fun of you.

6. Do as many pushups as you can as often as you can. Chicks dig beach bodies.

7. Beautiful Girls is a good movie. I think. I watched it twice, but saw very little of it.

8. You only need to eat one meal in the morning if you drink Guinness the rest of the day.

9. Chicago is loud, crowded, and cold...and I dug it.

10. If you're handicapped and live in Chicago, you might as well move. Stairs everywhere.

11. You can fit 6 people in a taxi.

12. The toll road leading into Chicago is a rip off. They should pay you to wait in that line.

13. The "kick" in kickboxing refers to your ass two days later.


At Monday, March 19, 2007 at 2:13:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dan said...

I can;t believe you were in Chicago for St. Pats and didn't let me know!

At Monday, March 19, 2007 at 2:14:00 PM EDT, Blogger Noel Montgomery said...

Umm...because you live in Wisconsin. Are you that close to Chicago?

At Monday, March 19, 2007 at 3:50:00 PM EDT, Blogger Matthew said...


At Monday, March 19, 2007 at 9:18:00 PM EDT, Blogger Noel Montgomery said...

I'd be willing to bet that the huge majority of people not living in Wisconsin have no idea about the geography of Wisconsin. All I know is that I need a dogsled to get there.

At Tuesday, March 20, 2007 at 2:36:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dan said...

well, you definitely need a dogsled when you Get here. Winter is shit, welcome spring!

At Monday, April 9, 2007 at 11:29:00 AM EDT, Blogger El TrĂ­o Los Ivanes said...

I wish dogs from a dogsled would eat dan.


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